The Gnome Alarm Asset Protection Lineup

Model B (The “Bunker” Series)

  • Target Asset Class: Heavy-Duty, Oversized, and Stone/Concrete Sentinels
  • Product Overview: Built for high-density, heavyweight gnomes that face extreme threat environments along high-traffic suburban perimeters. Model B features reinforced steel casing, ultra-heavy-duty pressure plates, and high-impact ground anchors.
  • Key Feature: Dual-Stage Seismic Sensing — Differentiates between friendly lawnmower vibrations and malicious, high-force abduction attempts.

Model J (The “Jubilee” Series)

  • Target Asset Class: Prize-Winning, Heirloom, and Show-Grade Gnomes
  • Product Overview: Designed specifically for competition-grade and vintage painted statues where pristine condition is paramount. Model J pairs soft, non-marking silicone contact pads with high-decibel audio deterrence to ensure zero scuffs or paint chips during deployment.
  • Key Feature: Aesthetic Concealment Shell — Engineered with a ultra-low-profile flush rim that tucks completely out of sight beneath standard garden mulch or turf.

Model M (The “Mini Sentinel” Series)

  • Target Asset Class: Potted Plant Gnomes, Window Box Statues, and Micro-Decor
  • Product Overview: A compact, featherweight defense system engineered for smaller garden art residing in porch displays, balcony pots, or window boxes. Model M protects delicate sentinels from swift, opportunistic grab-and-run tactics.
  • Key Feature: Micro-Tilt Telemetry — Triggers instantly if the asset is tilted past a 5-degree angle, catching thieves before the statue even leaves the pot.

Model O (The “Omni-Sentry” Fleet Package)

  • Target Asset Class: Multi-Gnome Formations, Garden Clusters, and Village Layouts
  • Product Overview: The flagship multi-asset system designed for extensive gardens housing full gnome communities. Model O functions as a central command hub that links up to eight sub-plate sensors into a single synchronized defense web.
  • Key Feature: Cascading Alarm Matrix — If a single gnome in the cluster is tampered with, all linked plates sound simultaneously, creating a overwhelming perimeter-wide acoustic wall.